Not Today, Cupid | Happy Candle

Dear Cupid, we've reviewed your performance. We need to talk. 💘🏹

SCENT NOTES: Tonka Bean • Rosewood • Black Amber Resin • Citrus • Cedarwood

SCENT MOOD: Bold • Warm • Woodsy • Mysterious

8 oz Signature Vessel
Dual Wick 🔥🔥 | Approx. 45 hours burn time

14 oz Candle
Dual Wick 🔥🔥 | Approx. 60 hours burn time

Hand-poured: Austin, Texas | Premium Soy Wax

Shipping: Calculated at checkout.

Cupid, you're officially on thin ice. 💔

Dear Cupid,

We have a few concerns.

First of all, you're supposed to shoot TWO people.

Not one.

Not three.

And definitely not the guy who's been "figuring out what he wants" since 2022.

Seriously, what is going on up there? 😂

One person catches feelings. The other catches a flight. And somehow, we're the ones paying for therapy?

We'd like to speak to management.

Effective immediately, your bow and arrow privileges have been suspended.

Sincerely,
Women Everywhere.

Meet Not Today, Cupid, a candle for anyone who's ever looked at their romantic history and wondered if Cupid needs glasses.

With alluring tonka bean, elegant rosewood, deep black amber resin, fresh citrus, and warm cedarwood, this fragrance is sophisticated, intriguing, and just a little mysterious.

Perfect for your happily single bestie, an anti-Valentine's celebration, a post-breakup glow-up, or simply a woman who has decided her peace is far too expensive for mixed signals.

And don't get us wrong.

We love love.

We just think it should come with honesty, consistency, and preferably someone who knows how to communicate.

Until then?

Not today, Cupid. We're booked, blessed, and no longer accepting applications from walking red flags. 😘

P.S. Flowers are still welcome. We never had a problem with flowers. 🌹

Lovingly hand-poured by Pink Flamingo Candle. Slight variations in appearance are part of its handmade charm.